This not the rambling you are looking for.

If I ever need something like this, please, just shoot me then.

Got pulled over again earlier tonight.  Apparently I forgot to signal, and went around a corner a bit fast.  Was polite, succeeded in not getting a ticket.  =win.

...I give you this!  http://vampirely.wordpress.com/ "Yes, I Read It.  It's Still Stupid."

Was talking to a friend in Romania about Iceland and Norway's relationship with it.  This is what he said.

rakknar666 says:
Norway payed Iceland's external debt for Iceland's natural resources.
rakknar666 says:
Iceland doesn't have that many natural resources.
rakknar666 says:
Iceland sold Norway land in exchange for Norway paying off Iceland's debts.
rakknar666 says:
Norway asked for 85% of Iceland's land
rakknar666 says:
Iceland was all, like, "man, fuck that shit, we ain't no mo'fuckin' colony!"
rakknar666 says:
Norway was all, like, "OK, good luck with your half a trillion dollar external debt!"
rakknar666 says:
Iceland was all, like, "Do you like that, daddy?!"
rakknar666 says:
Norway was all, like, "Bitch, where my fuckin' money?!"
rakknar666 says:
Basically, Norway is the PIMP and Iceland is the hooker who workes for dimes, because nobody wants to pay a whole dollar for that barren wasteland Iceland calls a chest.
rakknar666 says:
Also, Iceland kinda' has crabs.

I want to learn how to speak in emotes.  Going "colon, dash, apostrophe, end parentheses" at someone just makes them look at you wierd.

All right, burning one last CD (Blind Guardian), and then I'll be ready to GTFO.  Hopefully I don't get pulled over at all.

...what?  lol

I learned last night that Captain Morgan and root beer is way stronger than Corona.  I am not hung over, but I can see it from here.

Because so many other people I know are on here.  I used to have one of these, but I forgot the password, and the e-mail associated with it got deleted.  Not that it matters (The world hates me!  < /emo >), because I don't think I ever posted anything on it, anyhow.